Haha so you´re a nature talent
You could say that.. I always have something to come to mind. Earlier me and a friend went out for lunch at work. We passed under the Tolley Over Head voltage lines, and on one of the polls it said "High Voltage". I turned to him and told him "High Voltage, doesn't look too high, it is only about 20 feet up there!
Always some stupid comical comment to break up the day. It just comes to mind and out the mouth before I think of what I said....