Hide your wife and kids! We in PA are under assault from an unmanned, government drone blimp! No, this is not a joke!!!
Today, the government sent a drone to attack Pennsylvania. Released from Aberdeen Proving Grounds in Maryland, the unmanned blimp assaulted over 35,000 people in our state. F-16s provided air defense for the drone to prevent any aerial attacks on the weapon of destruction.
Elwood Gumknocker, a resident of Berwick, PA was quoted as saying, "Me and my wife were a-watchin' Jerry Springer when we hear that danged dog kickin' up a ruckus. I grabbed muh shotgun and went outside. That's when I saw this giant ufo thing a-floatin' over the trailer. The woman turnt on the radio and the radio man said sumthin' about a army blimp attackin' us. I shot that sumbitch down."
And we rc hobbyists are a threat?
Today, the government sent a drone to attack Pennsylvania. Released from Aberdeen Proving Grounds in Maryland, the unmanned blimp assaulted over 35,000 people in our state. F-16s provided air defense for the drone to prevent any aerial attacks on the weapon of destruction.
Elwood Gumknocker, a resident of Berwick, PA was quoted as saying, "Me and my wife were a-watchin' Jerry Springer when we hear that danged dog kickin' up a ruckus. I grabbed muh shotgun and went outside. That's when I saw this giant ufo thing a-floatin' over the trailer. The woman turnt on the radio and the radio man said sumthin' about a army blimp attackin' us. I shot that sumbitch down."
And we rc hobbyists are a threat?