Read this and guarantee you will laugh😄

[Spitfire1945]

Last week I was watching a sad film when the guy behind me started whaling, I got hit in the back of the head with a harpoon😁

 

[PsyBorg]

I didn't so much laugh at the joke bu I DID hurt myself laughing at all the responses that popped in my head that cant go in a family based forum. Thank you for such an enjoyable wake up today mate.

 

[ElectriSean]

(wishing for a facepalm emoticon )

 

[FoamyDM]

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 

[French]

What do you call a deer with no eyes??? No "idear"
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no "idear"

 

[ViperTech]

Why did the chicken want to join a band? Because he already had the drum sticks!

 

[Liam B]

There was an old man who once through a clock out the window. He noticed how time flys.

 

[Hai-Lee]

Reminds me of the cab driver who saw a man with 3 eyes, no arms and only one leg trying to get into his cab.
He looked at the man and said, " Aye, Aye, Aye, You look 'armless, Hop in!"

 

[Balu]

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

Did you know you will get fired from a job at a calendar factory when you take a couple of days off?

 

[cranialrectosis]

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who can read binary, and those who cannot.

 

[Christopher14]

Two kinds of scientists:

"Good news, everyone!"
"Gentlemen... BEHOLD!"