Name Change?

FlyingMonkey

Bought Another Trailer
Staff member
Admin
Can anyone here help me change my username? Dropping OutaTime for many reasons lol.

You'll need to write a 5 page essay for your reasons that you need to change the name, and the merits of the replacement one.

It will then be reviewed by a panel of members who have also had name changes on this forum, and they will each assign you a balloon animal. If more than three of the panelists agree on the same inflated creature, then they will choose your replacement name. If there is not a 3 way consensus, then they will place a classifieds ad in the local paper selling an undesirable item. If someone calls to enquire about the item within a week, the whole process will have to be redone.

Other than that, it's an easy enough thing to take care of.
 

SSgt Duramax

Junior Member
You'll need to write a 5 page essay for your reasons that you need to change the name, and the merits of the replacement one.

It will then be reviewed by a panel of members who have also had name changes on this forum, and they will each assign you a balloon animal. If more than three of the panelists agree on the same inflated creature, then they will choose your replacement name. If there is not a 3 way consensus, then they will place a classifieds ad in the local paper selling an undesirable item. If someone calls to enquire about the item within a week, the whole process will have to be redone.

Other than that, it's an easy enough thing to take care of.
As one of the senior name commitee board members, we have shortened the requirement to 4 pages on the essay. Other than that it is the same process you describe.

However, there is an addendum to the rules covering poppage. Should one or more sections of said animal burst, the only alternative is creating a balloon bust of Chuck Norris and presenting it to him. If you somehow survive the roundhouse kick for appropriating his image in something as silly as balloons, you will be granted a name change. Also, beware, the eye of the ranger is upon you.