Screwball
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So this thread was spawned by Mayan's excellent "Paper Airplanes to RC the Challenge". You should check it out.
Here I will document my contribution to his challenge. Last year I built a 4:1 scale RC version of John Collins's awesome paper airplane, "Suzanne".
I absolutely love it, and if I had to pick only one from the hangar this would be it. Fortunately I don't have to pick, so I'm gonna build me another one, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. So, there.
This plane will be a bit smaller, at 3:1 scale, which fits nicely on a single sheet of DTFB. I've made TONS of way simplified chuck gliders of this basic shape at this scale. I usually take at least one with me to the park where I fly, and here's why:
I'll show up at the park with my RC airplanes and start setting up. Some not-my-kid gets curious and wanders over. They start asking a bunch of questions, but we both know what they really want is to fly my plane. Hey. I get it. I was just like that when I was a kid. (Oh, who am I kidding? I'm still just like that. Haven't changed a bit...) So, I'm sympathetic. I really do want to let this kid in on all the fun.*
...but then a little voice inside my head pipes up-
Q: Do you know how model airplanes are like underwear?
A: They're very personal, and sharing them with complete strangers is usually just plain dangerous, and dumb.
Good point. Turns out the guy in my head (this time, anyway) is the voice of reason. Fortunately, for the fun and safety of all concerned, I brought along a pretty dang cool, but still totally harmless and semi-disposable chuck glider with me, for just such an eventuality.
So... After a quick check-in and nod of approval from the kid's parental unit**, I hand over the chuckie and say "O.K. kid. I'll start you off with this one. Here's how you throw it ('WOW Mister! That went really far!'). Here's how you can change what it does ('COOL! It did a loop!'). Now, how about you give it a try? Go ahead. Go for it! Have fun!" The kid's thrilled, and my planes are unharmed (that's MY job). Everybody wins. Usually at this point the parental-unit, or another kid, wanders over and they start playing catch. Success! two more humans infected with the flying bug...
When it's time to pack up, I tell the kid s/he can keep the glider, as long as s/he promises to SHARE with the other kids. -No. I don't know why the underwear rule doesn't apply to HER plane, but it just doesn't. okay?- I reassure the parent that it's really no big deal, brought it with me to give away, only cost me a buck, make 'em by the dozen, fla-fla-fla... They walk away thinking I'm a walking-talking-one-man STEM program, and a real swell guy, to boot (which I am, BTW).
But -most importantly- They don't call the fuzz on me when I fly my planes at the park! Genius. Pure Genius. Right guys? Right...? Uhh... guys?
But anyway, I digress...
The point is I know how to build these things; I know how to trim them; I know how they balance; I know how they're supposed to fly. Still, every time I've tried to electrify one of these little guys, it ends up ...squirrelly. I mean really squirrelly.
But not this time. THIS time will be different! (he says every time)
ANYWAY... Here's a short video of the chuck glider version in action:
My daughter (age 7) made and decorated this one. She calls it "The Poop Plane" (then giggles into her hand) What can I say? She IS my daughter...
*If you've never taught a child how they can make stuff fly, you my friend are missing out. Do this:
1. Make a simple chuck-glider of your choice; almost any will do.
2. Find a kid; almost any will do.
3. GET THEIR PARENT'S PERMISSION!
4. Go have a game of catch.
Trust me. You will not regret it. It's really good medicine.
**I never thought to try this while wearing The Joker cosplay rig. I wonder how that would go... (sound cue: approaching sirens)
Here I will document my contribution to his challenge. Last year I built a 4:1 scale RC version of John Collins's awesome paper airplane, "Suzanne".
I absolutely love it, and if I had to pick only one from the hangar this would be it. Fortunately I don't have to pick, so I'm gonna build me another one, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. So, there.
This plane will be a bit smaller, at 3:1 scale, which fits nicely on a single sheet of DTFB. I've made TONS of way simplified chuck gliders of this basic shape at this scale. I usually take at least one with me to the park where I fly, and here's why:
I'll show up at the park with my RC airplanes and start setting up. Some not-my-kid gets curious and wanders over. They start asking a bunch of questions, but we both know what they really want is to fly my plane. Hey. I get it. I was just like that when I was a kid. (Oh, who am I kidding? I'm still just like that. Haven't changed a bit...) So, I'm sympathetic. I really do want to let this kid in on all the fun.*
...but then a little voice inside my head pipes up-
Q: Do you know how model airplanes are like underwear?
A: They're very personal, and sharing them with complete strangers is usually just plain dangerous, and dumb.
Good point. Turns out the guy in my head (this time, anyway) is the voice of reason. Fortunately, for the fun and safety of all concerned, I brought along a pretty dang cool, but still totally harmless and semi-disposable chuck glider with me, for just such an eventuality.
So... After a quick check-in and nod of approval from the kid's parental unit**, I hand over the chuckie and say "O.K. kid. I'll start you off with this one. Here's how you throw it ('WOW Mister! That went really far!'). Here's how you can change what it does ('COOL! It did a loop!'). Now, how about you give it a try? Go ahead. Go for it! Have fun!" The kid's thrilled, and my planes are unharmed (that's MY job). Everybody wins. Usually at this point the parental-unit, or another kid, wanders over and they start playing catch. Success! two more humans infected with the flying bug...
When it's time to pack up, I tell the kid s/he can keep the glider, as long as s/he promises to SHARE with the other kids. -No. I don't know why the underwear rule doesn't apply to HER plane, but it just doesn't. okay?- I reassure the parent that it's really no big deal, brought it with me to give away, only cost me a buck, make 'em by the dozen, fla-fla-fla... They walk away thinking I'm a walking-talking-one-man STEM program, and a real swell guy, to boot (which I am, BTW).
But -most importantly- They don't call the fuzz on me when I fly my planes at the park! Genius. Pure Genius. Right guys? Right...? Uhh... guys?
But anyway, I digress...
The point is I know how to build these things; I know how to trim them; I know how they balance; I know how they're supposed to fly. Still, every time I've tried to electrify one of these little guys, it ends up ...squirrelly. I mean really squirrelly.
But not this time. THIS time will be different! (he says every time)
ANYWAY... Here's a short video of the chuck glider version in action:
My daughter (age 7) made and decorated this one. She calls it "The Poop Plane" (then giggles into her hand) What can I say? She IS my daughter...
*If you've never taught a child how they can make stuff fly, you my friend are missing out. Do this:
1. Make a simple chuck-glider of your choice; almost any will do.
2. Find a kid; almost any will do.
3. GET THEIR PARENT'S PERMISSION!
4. Go have a game of catch.
Trust me. You will not regret it. It's really good medicine.
**I never thought to try this while wearing The Joker cosplay rig. I wonder how that would go... (sound cue: approaching sirens)
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