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[TITLE: ORDERS FOR -REDACTED- FACILITY]
[INITIATE TRANSCRIPTION]
[RECORDING 11735: INSPECTION OF -REDACTED-, MIKOYAN AND GUREVICH DESIGN BUREAU
ADVANCED RESEARCH FACILITY, -REDACTED- RUSSIAN SOVIET FEDERITIVE SOCIALIST
REPUBLIC, FEBRUARY 29, 1987]
[TRANSCRIBER COMMENT: REDACTIONS MADE FOR STATE SECURITY ON AUTHORITY OF CENTRAL
PARTY.]
[VOICE 1: -REDACTED-, FACILITY LEAD ENGINEER]
[VOICE 2: -REDACTED-, PARTY INSPECTOR GENERAL]
[INITIATE RECORDING]
<VOICE 1>: [EXCITED] WELCOME! WELCOME! -REDACTED-! COME IN OUT OF THE COLD!
THERE, LET'S BRUSH OFF THAT SNOW. I HAVE SOME FINE VODKA BACK IN MY
OFFICE, BUT FOR NOW, HERE IS SOME TEA TO WARM YOU UP! I HOPE YOUR TRIP IN
FROM -REDACTED- WAS SMOOTH?
<VOICE 2>: [GRUMBLES] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [PATRONIZING] I'M SURE THE DRIVER DID AS WELL AS HE COULD. WE ARE
VERY FAR BACK IN THE <UNINTELLIGIBLE> HERE AND THE ROADS CAN BE ROUGH. BUT I THINK
WHAT YOU WILL SEE WILL MAKE THIS ALL WORTH IT
<VOICE 2>: [GRUMBLES] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: I HAVE NO DOUBT -REDACTED- FEELS THAT WAY. IT SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE
FICTION, BUT THESE CLEVER CAPITALISTS OF THE WEST HAVE MET THEIR MATCH ON
THIS, AND HE WILL BE PLEASED WITH OUR RESULTS. RIGHT THIS WAY.
<VOICE 2>: [GUARDED] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [SURPRISED] EXPENSIVE? GLORIOUS VICTORY IS ALWAYS WORTH THE PRICE!
AND WHEN WE FLY STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE BEAST COMPLETELY UNSEEN,THEY
WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT JOIN OUR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! AH, HERE IT IS! I
PRESENT TO YOU, THE MIG-37 FERRET!
<VOICE 2>: [DISGUST] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [SURPRISED] OF COURSE IT WILL FLY! THIS IS THE MOST ADVANCED DESIGN
FROM THE MIKOYAN AND GUREVICH BUREAU! THIS IS NO <UNINTELLIGIBLE> DESIGN
LIKE YOU'D SEE FROM SUKHOI! IT WAS DESIGNED NOT JUST TO OUTFLY OUR
ENEMY'S BEST, BUT TO REMAIN UNSEEN BY EVEN OUR SUPERIOR RADARS, LET ALONE
THEIR INFERIOR POORLY MAINTAINED EQUIPMENT!
<VOICE 2>: [SKEPTICAL] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [ENTHUSIASTIC] NATURALLY, MORE NIMBLE, BUT ALSO FASTER AND ALL THE
WHILE INVISIBLE TO THEIR GUIDANCE. WE COULD TELL THEM WE WERE COMING AND
STILL BE UNTOUCHABLE.
<VOICE 2>: [QUESTIONING] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: COMRAD, YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR AERODYNAMICS! YES, IT APPEARS VERY
UNSTABLE, BUT WITH OUR ADVANCED AVIONICS, THE PILOT WILL TELL THE ONBOARD
CONTROLLER WHERE TO GO AND IT WILL KEEP THE PLANE STABLE FOR HIM. I TELL
YOU THE FIRST STRIKE WILL BREAK THE STUBBORNNESS OF OUR ENEMY AND WE WILL
CONTINUE TO VICTORY AS LONG AS WE CAN KEEP THESE FLYING!
<VOICE 2>: [GUARDED] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [CAUTIOUS] OF COURSE, THIS IS OUR MOST GUARDED SECRET. WHY DO YOU ASK?
ONLY THE ENGINEERS AND WORKMEN HERE KNOW OF IT'S EXISTENCE.
<VOICE 2>: [ACCUSATIONAL] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [FRIGHTENED] SPIES? NO! NOT HERE AMONG US! I'M SURE THAT MODEL
BUILDER SAW NOTHING FROM HERE BEFORE HE DEFECTED. I CANNOT BELIEVE ONE OF
OUR PEOPLE WOULD EVER SHARE WHAT WE HAVE HERE!
[COMPLETE RECORDING]
[COMPLETE TRANSCRIPTION]
INSPECTOR -REDACTED- BELIEVES RECORDING SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE. RECOMMENDS GULAG
REASSIGNMENT FOR ENTIRE FACILITY STAFF AND DESTRUCTION OF -REDACTED-
FACILITY. RECORDS OF -REDACTED- FACILITY SHOULD BE REMOVED TO AID DENIAL.
RECOMMENDATIONS APPROVED, ON THE ORDER OF -REDACTED-
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[TITLE: ORDERS FOR -REDACTED- FACILITY]
[INITIATE TRANSCRIPTION]
[RECORDING 11735: INSPECTION OF -REDACTED-, MIKOYAN AND GUREVICH DESIGN BUREAU
ADVANCED RESEARCH FACILITY, -REDACTED- RUSSIAN SOVIET FEDERITIVE SOCIALIST
REPUBLIC, FEBRUARY 29, 1987]
[TRANSCRIBER COMMENT: REDACTIONS MADE FOR STATE SECURITY ON AUTHORITY OF CENTRAL
PARTY.]
[VOICE 1: -REDACTED-, FACILITY LEAD ENGINEER]
[VOICE 2: -REDACTED-, PARTY INSPECTOR GENERAL]
[INITIATE RECORDING]
<VOICE 1>: [EXCITED] WELCOME! WELCOME! -REDACTED-! COME IN OUT OF THE COLD!
THERE, LET'S BRUSH OFF THAT SNOW. I HAVE SOME FINE VODKA BACK IN MY
OFFICE, BUT FOR NOW, HERE IS SOME TEA TO WARM YOU UP! I HOPE YOUR TRIP IN
FROM -REDACTED- WAS SMOOTH?
<VOICE 2>: [GRUMBLES] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [PATRONIZING] I'M SURE THE DRIVER DID AS WELL AS HE COULD. WE ARE
VERY FAR BACK IN THE <UNINTELLIGIBLE> HERE AND THE ROADS CAN BE ROUGH. BUT I THINK
WHAT YOU WILL SEE WILL MAKE THIS ALL WORTH IT
<VOICE 2>: [GRUMBLES] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: I HAVE NO DOUBT -REDACTED- FEELS THAT WAY. IT SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE
FICTION, BUT THESE CLEVER CAPITALISTS OF THE WEST HAVE MET THEIR MATCH ON
THIS, AND HE WILL BE PLEASED WITH OUR RESULTS. RIGHT THIS WAY.
<VOICE 2>: [GUARDED] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [SURPRISED] EXPENSIVE? GLORIOUS VICTORY IS ALWAYS WORTH THE PRICE!
AND WHEN WE FLY STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE BEAST COMPLETELY UNSEEN,THEY
WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT JOIN OUR GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! AH, HERE IT IS! I
PRESENT TO YOU, THE MIG-37 FERRET!
<VOICE 2>: [DISGUST] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [SURPRISED] OF COURSE IT WILL FLY! THIS IS THE MOST ADVANCED DESIGN
FROM THE MIKOYAN AND GUREVICH BUREAU! THIS IS NO <UNINTELLIGIBLE> DESIGN
LIKE YOU'D SEE FROM SUKHOI! IT WAS DESIGNED NOT JUST TO OUTFLY OUR
ENEMY'S BEST, BUT TO REMAIN UNSEEN BY EVEN OUR SUPERIOR RADARS, LET ALONE
THEIR INFERIOR POORLY MAINTAINED EQUIPMENT!
<VOICE 2>: [SKEPTICAL] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [ENTHUSIASTIC] NATURALLY, MORE NIMBLE, BUT ALSO FASTER AND ALL THE
WHILE INVISIBLE TO THEIR GUIDANCE. WE COULD TELL THEM WE WERE COMING AND
STILL BE UNTOUCHABLE.
<VOICE 2>: [QUESTIONING] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: COMRAD, YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE FOR AERODYNAMICS! YES, IT APPEARS VERY
UNSTABLE, BUT WITH OUR ADVANCED AVIONICS, THE PILOT WILL TELL THE ONBOARD
CONTROLLER WHERE TO GO AND IT WILL KEEP THE PLANE STABLE FOR HIM. I TELL
YOU THE FIRST STRIKE WILL BREAK THE STUBBORNNESS OF OUR ENEMY AND WE WILL
CONTINUE TO VICTORY AS LONG AS WE CAN KEEP THESE FLYING!
<VOICE 2>: [GUARDED] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [CAUTIOUS] OF COURSE, THIS IS OUR MOST GUARDED SECRET. WHY DO YOU ASK?
ONLY THE ENGINEERS AND WORKMEN HERE KNOW OF IT'S EXISTENCE.
<VOICE 2>: [ACCUSATIONAL] -REDACTED-
<VOICE 1>: [FRIGHTENED] SPIES? NO! NOT HERE AMONG US! I'M SURE THAT MODEL
BUILDER SAW NOTHING FROM HERE BEFORE HE DEFECTED. I CANNOT BELIEVE ONE OF
OUR PEOPLE WOULD EVER SHARE WHAT WE HAVE HERE!
[COMPLETE RECORDING]
[COMPLETE TRANSCRIPTION]
INSPECTOR -REDACTED- BELIEVES RECORDING SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE. RECOMMENDS GULAG
REASSIGNMENT FOR ENTIRE FACILITY STAFF AND DESTRUCTION OF -REDACTED-
FACILITY. RECORDS OF -REDACTED- FACILITY SHOULD BE REMOVED TO AID DENIAL.
RECOMMENDATIONS APPROVED, ON THE ORDER OF -REDACTED-
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