Rat Pack Roast

[whackflyer]

You guys...🤣. I go to bed and the next morning I wake up and there's like 7 more pages. It'd take me to long to like all your posts so just know that I like them all anyway.🤣

 

[Wildthing]

Holy crap, 12 pages long already, have to remember where I left off before going to bed.

 

[Grifflyer]

Holy crap, 12 pages long already, have to remember where I left off before going to bed.

Haha I forgot so I just skipped through it. @buzzbomb quoted one of my messages so I know he's in here, now we just gotta wait for @mayan

 

[Grifflyer]

Like me😎

If you want to think that go right ahead, I won't stop you.

 

[Grifflyer]

Oh, and I was going to say I think I liked every post on this thread so you’re welcome guys - now like mine and subscribe to my yt channel and follow me here. Then I’ll do the same😉

Lol I logged on this morning and I had 74 alerts, like half of them were from you
I'm only going to like stuff in this thread that makes me laugh out loud.

 

[Wildthing]

All caught up, there goes a few hours of my life I will never get back

There is some great stuff in here

 

[Grifflyer]

All caught up, there goes a few hours of my life I will never get back

There is some great stuff in here

Would you say it's worth going back and reading?
I mean, in all honesty if @BATTLEAXE was online it's probably not that good, and we probably ended up with a d joke or two coming from him.

 

[Grifflyer]

Maybe not the longest but the fastest growing for sure, like it's on Viagra...

Called it!!

 

[Wildthing]

I see some "likes" coming from @mayan , welcome to the party, I mean roast

 

[mayan]

The pic? Yeah, I saved that one.

Thanks!

Not true ha! I work for most of it

Respect.

Wrong. Once every 2 years is more like it!

Show off.

Wrong again! I use it to dig for fence posts.

I am sure your dad is really proud at your risk/return calculation skills, probably re thinking sending you to college

That was mean !

HEY, did you notice @mayan is very silent now and that isn't like him

I went to sleep an woke up to 11 pages to read through and growing, let me catch up .

I have all types of glue, duh!!!!

What works best on your broken teeth though?!

No in all honestly i am not a very good pilot or builder and grifflyer you are VERY good at both of those things.

We'll crush him too don't worry.

Suck it up babyface , wait until @BATTLEAXE hears about this.

LOL.

That's where buzz ended up, you two can give each other a hug

. Damn it I need a diaper I am ping myself.

Give it time, you will progress to a psychologist and medication, more meds then you are already on. That would be the only explanation for a 3 motor biplane idea, there is a reason why they don't build those anymore. Just as extinct as the dinosaurs and your piloting

@sundown57 tissue box on me. What's your address ?

Maybe that's why @mayan hasn't showed himself yet...

I am here. I crash a lot and I am happy about it roast me all you like. I crash planes into myself, my car, and camera men. So long as no one gets hurt we are good .

He probably made his first post saying that he is going to join, saw the roasts, and then just went offline. Maybe he knew that he couldn’t follow the first rule for very long.

LOL. LOL. LOL. What we got rules I was just going to tag you for going MIA in general! You did some nice flying and then A WALL, whats up with that?!

Yall just aren't on my level when it comes to hovering and high alpha, so I'm going to have to invoke the "non interference policy" and let all you less advanced beings smoke eachother with those sick burns.

I want to see you do an inverted low pass then talk. That's a dare.

So we’re not as good as you at hovering huh, well tell that to mr. post digger. And yeah, you might be good at high alpha, but you’re still stuck flying 3 channel planes as slow as you can while we’re here managing an extra channel and ripping up the sky. Also, you might be good at high alpha, but really, we all know that that’s the most boring trick. So to summarize this, no we’re not on you’re level, we’re above it.

Ouch!

High alphas are easy if all you fly are motorized wet blankets Do you soak them in tears because you can't fly anything else

What we moved to roast @Vimana89?! I got some dirt on him .

I could play it safe and fly 1/2 sheet planes cut into triangles and saunter around like driving miss daisy, but then I would embarrass @buzzbomb flying skills and there is only so much to go around

LOL. Says the one that couldn't get the basic Tiny Trainer to fly. Even my son got that one down by now.

not take them to bed for a cuddle

Or frame them like @bracesport, you don't want to join the fun!?

Since we are talking Sportsters... View attachment 150105
Post low knife edge pass yesterday, and I laughed. It was a victory for me

Stop reposting and go crash something new, or sorry you did that already ?!

I love how an insult thread turns into bragging about who crashed HARDER. only on FT

+1

That’s a nice crash... View attachment 150106
How about this one? Yeah, I took it apart, but only because the fuselage was bent beyond repair. I didn’t laugh for this one, but when I crashed my 50 mph mini mustang in a field I definitely laughed. After all, it was my coolest crash.

That's light I should find a picture of how I ripped off the V tail on my sparrow crashing into the camera and trunk of my car. Wife doesn't know so don't tell her .

Alright so read 6 pages out of 12 at work, and stopping. Hoping to get an approval to have my wife change me ealier so I can go home pop a beer and finish reading the rest in a more relaxed atmosphre. Ohhh and my plan to go fly (crash) tomorrow just got canceled it started raining .

 

[Grifflyer]

We'll crush him too don't worry.

It is Friday...

 

[mayan]

You know if you actually learned how to balance a plane properlly it would fly normal and you might get some where.

Or that's the way he can do high alpha, flying tail heavy.

Man you're going through all the preschool shapes aren't you. What's next Octagons?

Challenge friggin' accepted...

That's the spirt.

Always ready to deal with squares, that's why I've handled all your insults so far... /50'sburn

@Vimana89 let it slide @Grifflyer can't seem to think out of a square box which is why he is sticking to shapes. Why don't you challenge to build anything that is not flat FB sheets.

So you’re gonna do an octagon huh @Vimana89 ? Just so you know, it doesn’t count if it’s a nutball with the sides trimmed off.

We're all burning off steam from the days crashes

Talk about yourself I don't crash I land hard .

Oooohhhhh...c'mon man, don't burn his career choice...this is a burn thread though. On the real, your not making a bad decision. Out of all branches if I had to join one it'd be the air force. Use the opportunity to get your education and make the knowledge your own to use later, or stick with it and be a voice of integrity in our armed services, either way, I'm sure you will do fine. Either way, know your life and destiny, and your principles, are your own, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise or try to rewrite your style.

+1

He will probably end up flying helicopters in the army. And if he learns 3d heli flying, well, we all know what’s gonna happen.

That would be sick, even to see RC yet alone on a real heli.

Maybe not the longest but the fastest growing for sure, like it's on Viagra...

That's what you use to get your planes airborne ?

Do it man! Your kid will love it hanging on his wall! 😉

After all that's where they end up. @BATTLEAXE do you have any planes that survive the second maiden?

That’s to say it ends up in the ground not a tree😆

Believe it or not I second this somewhat, depending on you preference. If you want high alpha go for it. If you want scale go bigger. I made my Vulcan a little heavier loaded and set up and propped to where it's not good at high alpha but smooth and fast and stable like a more scale delta bomber. Definitely doesn't feel like a floaty 3D or high alpha bird. Either way @BATTLEAXE, the Wright flyer would be an interesting build for sure, and cool to see in foam.

Back to the high alpha talk again!?

Holy shoot, I'm only on page 4 and screw all of ya! Get off my darn lawn, ya' hoodlums!

I am just almost done catching up and am on page 11 after a good meal that the wife made.

LOL ya' bastahd! ONE of us was busy actually building airplanes. Ya'll have nothing better to do than sit at the darn computer and take jibes at each other. Sad. Sad.

Tried catching up on the Goblin build uhh? You slow builder you. I will finish building a new one before you maiden your first one.

Absolutely! If you can't fly it, at least make it look pretty.

OK that beat me, @BATTLEAXE your planes look top notch but your flying why does it only last two maidens and then meets the kids wall of shame. You mentioned kick ass flying and didn't prove it with a video, whats up with that?

Would you say it's worth going back and reading?
I mean, in all honesty if @BATTLEAXE was online it's probably not that good, and we probably ended up with a d joke or two coming from him.

I read it all, took time but was one good way to pass the evening alone, kids being asleep and wife at work . Thanks for the funny thread.

That's it all caught up and now what you all went quite. Kinda feel like a dropped a bomb with my last post . I ran out of something to laugh from so you all better wake up.

 

[Grifflyer]

That's it all caught up and now what you all went quite. Kinda feel like a dropped a bomb with my last post . I ran out of something to laugh from so you all better wake up.

I don't know why it went quite, you're all supposed to be roasting me, so maybe I'm just so perfect no one can roast me
Who need rule 2 anyway

 

[Grifflyer]

Anyone?
No one said anything about taunting

 

[Ketchup]

Whoa, I just came back from school to see 64 alerts. I think that they are all from @mayan and @Wildthing . I have never had so many alerts. It feels weird.

 

[Grifflyer]

Whoa, I just came back from school to see 64 alerts. I think that they are all from @mayan and @Wildthing . I have never had so many alerts. It feels weird.

First time you felt important huh,

 

[mayan]

Whoa, I just came back from school to see 64 alerts. I think that they are all from @mayan and @Wildthing . I have never had so many alerts. It feels weird.

It’s hard to keep up with for sure .

 

[mayan]

First time you felt important huh,

I tried not to go there , and you did it.

 

[Grifflyer]

Whoa, I just came back from school to see 64 alerts. I think that they are all from @mayan and @Wildthing . I have never had so many alerts. It feels weird.

and not that it's any competition but I had 74

 

[mayan]

and not that it's any competition but I had 74

What is this like who’s has a longer competition?! I try not to let them go over 20 it makes me lose it not managing to keep up .