Rat Pack Roast

[buzzbomb]

Ok guys, I’m back with my safety goggles and hard hat, I can’t think of any roasts right now but if anybody has any then just post em! Also, if you want to make fun of somebody check my only YouTube video. It is the only video online of me flying (I think). Check ketchup rc (my channel), the vid is called maiden of the frankenplane. I’m not gonna post it here, if you want to make fun of it, you gotta work for it. Just a hint, I made a thread for that plane and the video should be in the thread. Anyways, watch the video and start the roasts, I wanna see this thread as active as it was yesterday!

So desperate for views, that you're using a roasting thread to get them? I'm sure I've got something better to do than watch your video. Look there's a piece of lint on my desk. Removing that is much more interesting.

 

[Grifflyer]

You can pull my finger while I scratch my backside. The smell should be familiar to you, considering how you design and fly.

So my designs and flying are revolutionary? Like farts being a power source?
Not much of a roast...

 

[Grifflyer]

So desperate for views, that you're using a roasting thread to get them? I'm sure I've got something better to do than watch your video. Look there's a piece of lint on my desk. Removing that is much more interesting.

Millennials these days, am I right?

 

[Ketchup]

Millennials these days, am I right?

Millennial?! I’m not a millennial

So desperate for views, that you're using a roasting thread to get them? I'm sure I've got something better to do than watch your video. Look there's a piece of lint on my desk. Removing that is much more interesting.

I don’t need any views, my YouTube channel doesn’t really mean much for me. But it’s odd how you came to that conclusion so fast, maybe you were thinking of doing the same, but you’re salty ‘cause you assumed that I wanted to do the same thing.

 

[Ketchup]

So my designs and flying are revolutionary? Like farts being a power source?
Not much of a roast...

If you burn it you could roast something...

 

[buzzbomb]

So my designs and flying are revolutionary? Like farts being a power source?
Not much of a roast...

Revolutionary? Where did you get that from? Delusions of grandeur! I guess you think you're Jorge Bashington crossing the Adriatic on a long float? You really should consider the words that come from your behind. I forget you're so used to that smell.

 

[buzzbomb]

Millennial?! I’m not a millennial

I don’t need any views, my YouTube channel doesn’t really mean much for me. But it’s odd how you came to that conclusion so fast, maybe you were thinking of doing the same, but you’re salty ‘cause you assumed that I wanted to do the same thing.

Salty? So you're all about the snacks. That explains a lot. It's hard to fly straight when you're shoving your face full of potato chips!

 

[Grifflyer]

Revolutionary? Where did you get that from? Delusions of grandeur! I guess you think you're Jorge Bashington crossing the Adriatic on a long float? You really should consider the words that come from your behind. I forget you're so used to that smell.

Yep quite revolutionary, I was in the back calling out the strokes.

 

[Ketchup]

Salty? So you're all about the snacks. That explains a lot. It's hard to fly straight when you're shoving your face full of potato chips!

I guess now I know why I haven’t flown in months...
Also, how would you know about flying straight? The only time when your plane is flying straight is when it’s going straight down.

 

[buzzbomb]

Yep quite revolutionary, I was in the back calling out the strokes.

Not surprised you were in the back. One day, you might move up to the front.

 

[buzzbomb]

I guess now I know why I haven’t flown in months...
Also, how would you know about flying straight? The only time when your plane is flying straight is when it’s going straight down.

Aaah, but there's the difference between you and I! I'm not so daft that I don't know how to pull up! Pro tip.

 

[Grifflyer]

Not surprised you were in the back. One day, you might move up to the front.

General George wanted me safe, all the people in the front get shot at first.

 

[Grifflyer]

Millennial?! I’m not a millennial

Okay since you wanted to get all specific and grammatically correct, you're a post millennial.

 

[buzzbomb]

General George wanted me safe, all the people in the front get shot at first.

Nah, he kept you in the back because he figured your smell would mask the crossing. Or kill anybody trying to follow. Win, win either way.

 

[buzzbomb]

Okay since you wanted to get all specific and grammatically correct, you're a post millennial.

And that is a guy who knows about posts!

 

[Grifflyer]

And that is a guy who knows about posts!

Gotta support my people

 

[Grifflyer]

Nah, he kept you in the back because he figured your smell would mask the crossing. Or kill anybody trying to follow. Win, win either way.

No that was your job, you were directly behind me, remember?

 

[buzzbomb]

No that was your job, you were directly behind me, remember?

No. I don't. Probably because I passed out from the smell.

 

[Grifflyer]

And that is a guy who knows about posts!

@SquirrelTail probably has pretty good knowledge about them too, considering his business and all.

 

[Grifflyer]

No. I don't. Probably because I passed out from the smell.

You just forgot to blow it away that's what the bellows were for, silly.