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Matthewdupreez

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Ok so here's my problem, I have been flying RC now for the last 2 years.. But now I'm getting really interested in gassers.
Then 2 days ago, I found a complete 20cc glassair plane, basically brand new, it's only been flown 4 times..
And it's selling for 30% of what the average second hand plane sells for.

The problem is the fact that I'm $200 short for this...

So I'm hoping that there are some people or a person on here, who loves this hobby enough to help out a fellow enthusiast.

Please DM me if you can help me out a bit...

Kind regards
Matthew
 
#5
I have an idea for you.



Business Plan

$5120.00 in raised capital is required. $5000.00 of which is to purchase cats. The extra $120.00 will go towards purchasing a metal briefcase to put the cats in. Like the ones you see in movies. I have not decided on what kind of cats yet but whatever young people are doing these days. I will then sell the cats at a profit and investors will be offered the profits back.

I once drove two hours to buy cats for fifty dollars that turned out to be parsley which I could have purchased from my local supermarket for around two dollars. This indicates not only a ready and willing market, but a markup of 2400% on the initial investment.

I also once paid twenty dollars for cats which had almost no effect. Many years later, I was told by the person who sold it to me that it was actually a dried up raisin they had found under the couch and had needed the money for cigarettes.

Return on Investment

Using the above formula of 2400% return, investors can expect a minimum $1200.00 return on a $50.00 initial investment.


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Purchase and Testing

Once the capital has been raised, I will advertise that I am in the market for a large amount of cats and have the funds to cover such. The small country village where I live, Adelaide, is rather barren at the moment and recent efforts to obtain cats have proven futile. As such, I may have to travel to Singapore or Thailand to purchase them.

I will test all cats offered prior to purchase.

I once purchased several cats that looked suspiciously like Pez. After testing one and feeling nothing despite waiting at least five minutes, I ate the remainder. A short time later, I found myself at an all night outdoor rave dancing to Paul Oakenfold and hugging what appeared to be animatronic Goodwill store manikins flagging down aircraft. At some point during the night I had my face painted with what I assume was meant to depict a dragon in full flight breathing fire but looked more like a child's drawing of a duck vomiting blood. Awakening somehow at home the next day, inside a fort I had constructed from seat cushions and a shower curtain, it took a four hour bath to remove the smell of damp arts-degree students and patchouli oil.
 
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I have an idea for you.



Business Plan

$5120.00 in raised capital is required. $5000.00 of which is to purchase cats. The extra $120.00 will go towards purchasing a metal briefcase to put the cats in. Like the ones you see in movies. I have not decided on what kind of cats yet but whatever young people are doing these days. I will then sell the cats at a profit and investors will be offered the profits back.

I once drove two hours to buy cats for fifty dollars that turned out to be parsley which I could have purchased from my local supermarket for around two dollars. This indicates not only a ready and willing market, but a markup of 2400% on the initial investment.

I also once paid twenty dollars for cats which had almost no effect. Many years later, I was told by the person who sold it to me that it was actually a dried up raisin they had found under the couch and had needed the money for cigarettes.

Return on Investment

Using the above formula of 2400% return, investors can expect a minimum $1200.00 return on a $50.00 initial investment.


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Purchase and Testing

Once the capital has been raised, I will advertise that I am in the market for a large amount of cats and have the funds to cover such. The small country village where I live, Adelaide, is rather barren at the moment and recent efforts to obtain cats have proven futile. As such, I may have to travel to Singapore or Thailand to purchase them.

I will test all cats offered prior to purchase.

I once purchased several cats that looked suspiciously like Pez. After testing one and feeling nothing despite waiting at least five minutes, I ate the remainder. A short time later, I found myself at an all night outdoor rave dancing to Paul Oakenfold and hugging what appeared to be animatronic Goodwill store manikins flagging down aircraft. At some point during the night I had my face painted with what I assume was meant to depict a dragon in full flight breathing fire but looked more like a child's drawing of a duck vomiting blood. Awakening somehow at home the next day, inside a fort I had constructed from seat cushions and a shower curtain, it took a four hour bath to remove the smell of damp arts-degree students and patchouli oil.
I'm sorry... What?

My business idea is much simpler:

Everyone knows if you're walking a puppy you get chicks. I'm gonna start a rent-a-puppy business so guys can pay a small rental fee and get more action. (No-brainer.) And whether they get some or not they still gotta pay. But here's the really genius part. As they get too big to be cute no more I'll load them in a container and ship them to China, where they eat dogs. See, I'll make money coming and going. By the way I've already copyrighted my idea so if you want to try it for yourself you'll have to ask me permission. We can discuss a franchising arrangement.

I'm $200 short for startup capital. Please send me money.
 

Ratcheeroo

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They all sound like great ideas but I'm guessing the CEO of Dupreez Aeroventures has a better plan than to simply panhandle for money here. I envisioned that the great success of the "Kaddy" would have been followed up by some more amazing designs that would be available for purchase so that I wouldn't have to copy balsa plans all the time and make run-of -the-mill planes. How much will it be when its time to move up to 60cc motors? or then turbine jets? And wouldn't anybody feel better about owning something you worked for? How much do you suppose Dupreez Aeroventures is worth friends? Anybody care to make a bid? of course there would have to be a total overhaul of management to make a deal work as profit margins are off substantially due to lack of consistent efforts in production and innovation which obviously stem from problems higher up in the management chain.
 
#13
They all sound like great ideas but I'm guessing the CEO of Dupreez Aeroventures has a better plan than to simply panhandle for money here. I envisioned that the great success of the "Kaddy" would have been followed up by some more amazing designs that would be available for purchase so that I wouldn't have to copy balsa plans all the time and make run-of -the-mill planes. How much will it be when its time to move up to 60cc motors? or then turbine jets? And wouldn't anybody feel better about owning something you worked for? How much do you suppose Dupreez Aeroventures is worth friends? Anybody care to make a bid? of course there would have to be a total overhaul of management to make a deal work as profit margins are off substantially due to lack of consistent efforts in production and innovation which obviously stem from problems higher up in the management chain.
South Texas Foam Bashers LLC could enter a partenership with you to buy a few shares in the company. We could do that and the cat resales at the same time. If we play our cards right, we could have a full fleet of automated foam planes delivering more foam planes AND cats by the end of the decade.
 
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