Monte.C
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Alright it's time to bring out the big guns.Hey! I'm legendary too! As a matter of fact people like me better than you! You've been on here longer but I still have more likes. I got ~100 just from the Stick project
Listen my young Canadian friend, I very well know I'm irresistibly awesome and blindingly cool. I can't help it, it's what I'm made of. Twisted steel and sex appeal. And a devil-may-care approach to life. Lock up your daughters, hide your wife, Monte's here. But you can't be me. They're probably planning right now to make an ultra-special category called Uber-Legendary just for me. Anyway I'm glad I can serve as the most perfect role model the world has ever seen.