I didn't so much laugh at the joke bu I DID hurt myself laughing at all the responses that popped in my head that cant go in a family based forum. Thank you for such an enjoyable wake up today mate.
Reminds me of the cab driver who saw a man with 3 eyes, no arms and only one leg trying to get into his cab.
He looked at the man and said, " Aye, Aye, Aye, You look 'armless, Hop in!"